Not only has the iPhone broken barriers in the number of mobile phoning pholks and inappropriate web-surfing behaviors in social settings, it has opened up new vistas of humor. I would like to enter the following exhibits into the official record:
I'm off to work on my halloween costume (can you guess what I'm dressing as? hint: not a hammer) and acquire the Fisher-Price phone sound to use as my ringtone.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Technology update
Labels: iPhone
Thursday, October 23, 2008
This is not the cat you're looking for
Chaos had a vet appointment today. Out came the cat carrier.
This is not Chaos in the cat carrier:
Nor is this Chaos in the cat carrier:
Neither Three nor Barque had a vet appointment today. When they do, I doubt they'll pose like this.
At this time—although transportation to and fro was successful—we have no photos of Chaos in the cat carrier. I believe she is under the bed. Considering it's a waterbed, that's not an easy place to be.
Labels: cats
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Car 54 where are you?
The local newsrag reported that a local woman was shot through the leg after lighting the fire in her woodstove. A few weeks earlier, she spilled shot from a shotgun shell and apparently some made it into the newspaper that was used as starter fuel. The woman lit the paper, turned and began walking away when the shot exploded out of the stove and punctured her in the leg. She lived to tell the tell the tale.
Labels: things that make you go hmmm
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Overheard in Meanwhile Manor
Me: Oh, that's rich! Bush is going to try to calm the nation's fears about the economy by giving a statement at the White House.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Well, whaddyaknow
Thanks to KFluff, I've put off grading and planning for another few moments. More importantly, I've discovered that I'm gorgeous. I mean, check this out:
You are an Ingrid -- "I am unique"
Ingrids have sensitive feelings and are warm and perceptive.
How to Get Along with Me
* Give me plenty of compliments. They mean a lot to me.
* Be a supportive friend or partner. Help me to learn to love and value myself.
* Respect me for my special gifts of intuition and vision.
* Though I don't always want to be cheered up when I'm feeling melancholy, I sometimes like to have someone lighten me up a little.
* Don't tell me I'm too sensitive or that I'm overreacting! (I love the exclamation point here.)
What I Like About Being an Ingrid
* my ability to find meaning in life and to experience feeling at a deep level
* my ability to establish warm connections with people
* admiring what is noble, truthful, and beautiful in life
* my creativity, intuition, and sense of humor
* being unique and being seen as unique by others
* having aesthetic sensibilities
* being able to easily pick up the feelings of people around me
* experiencing dark moods of emptiness and despair
* feelings of self-hatred and shame; believing I don't deserve to be loved
* feeling guilty when I disappoint people
* feeling hurt or attacked when someone misunderstands me
* expecting too much from myself and life
* fearing being abandoned
* obsessing over resentments
* longing for what I don't have
* have active imaginations: play creatively alone or organize playmates in original games
* are very sensitive
* feel that they don't fit in
* believe they are missing something that other people have
* attach themselves to idealized teachers, heroes, artists, etc.
* become antiauthoritarian or rebellious when criticized or not understood
* feel lonely or abandoned (perhaps as a result of a death or their parents' divorce)
Wow. The first five describe me as a pre-teen or teen dead on target. The last two, not so much. This is where neither advanced logic or magic came through in the test.
* help their children become who they really are
* support their children's creativity and originality
* are good at helping their children get in touch with their feelings
* are sometimes overly critical or overly protective
* are usually very good with children if not too self-absorbed
Labels: My So-Called Life
Saturday, October 04, 2008
You don't say
And the nominees for Line of the Year (thus far) 08-09 are:
• The energy on campus is so different in the summer. I like the fall quarter the best of all of them, though—at least there's still hope. —IT tech
• Don't take this the wrong way but you're not as big of a bitch as people said you were. —statistics student
• You lied. When people ask if they should take statistics with you I'm going to say, "No, Lee lies."—statistics student
Let's recall our other favorite lines from years past:
• I would rather put a gun to my head than take another class with Dr. Lee. —unknown student
• [to another math faculty] Don't take this the wrong way but you teach just like Lee. —precalculus student (for the third time)
Cast your votes in the comments. I'll post new ones as they are uttered.