Nothing but someone else's words

Apparently I have nothing original to say and will amuse you with other pieces of the internet.

Listen as Obi Wan Canoli tells Cuke Skywalker of the threat of Darth Tater and the dark side of the store. Only if he harnesses the power of the Farm will Cuke successfully rescue Princess Lettuce, a captive on the Death Melon. Of course, Cuke can't do it alone. He gets a little help from Ham Solo, Chewbroccoli, C3-Peanuts, and Tofu-D2, of course. Check out the adventure... and the sax playing butternut squash in the cantina scene.

Timewaster Alert!!
More fun than you've ever had with eggs.


Resistance is futile.

Apple Computer Inc. said on Tuesday six major airlines will let passengers play video and music from their iPod digital devices on in-flight entertainment systems beginning in mid-2007.

Air France, Continental Airlines, Delta Air Lines, Emirates, KLM, and United Airlines will begin offering their passengers iPod seat connections, which power and charge iPods during flight and allow the video content on the devices to be viewed on seat-back displays.

And another entry for the Never Thought You Read Those Words in That Order category: Eco-friendly bra doubles as shopping bag I couldn't be that funny if I had a word randomizer helping me type this. Here's proof:

Faux bonsai. Need to reconnect with the earth? This is not the plant to get.



Yes, this is what you think it is: a chocolate covered Mac Classic.




What you can make with a slab of wood, a scroll saw and an hour or two. Or you can just buy this one.